Two weeks or so ago I sat through the history and theory qualifying exams for my DMA. Taking the history part was like forcing a vegetarian to eat a triple bacon cheese burger. Taking the theory exam afterwards was like forcing that same vegetarian to eat the leftovers. Well, today I found out I passed both portions and I couldn’t be happier. Sure, I’m getting closer to finishing my degree, but more importantly, I may be able to finally pursue a post-DMA life, one filled with greener pastures and ice cream trucks.